Goddamnit
The man next door is playing Benny Benassi again. A near-daily ritual, Satisfaction seems to be his sole source of, well, satisfaction. Like always, my gut is the first to be made privy to the development. By the time I’ve made the decision not to engage the beast by banging on the adjacent wall between our apartments, the windows are rattling anyway.
In the six months since I moved in, there have been fewer than five one-on-one interactions, most of which end by my squeaking that, Sorry, I’m going to be late for a meeting, and slinking away sideways. Aside from his nauseating general comportment and stale smoke aura, the only thing that really sticks out is his advisement: “Don’t worry about the man staying in my apartment. I’ll get rid of him soon enough.”
I imagine the interior of the living room is like this:

Anyway, it’s a damn shame if it isn’t. This is his only shot at redemption.